SUNDAY MORNING- think again about sleeping in

my day began at 430AM with a phone call. (disclaimer: not an exact transcript)
Me: uh, hello?
Frank: hey, whats up
Me: im uhh sleeping
Frank: umm, i am in a ditch, i fell asleep driving and woke up in a ditch
Me: are you drunk?
Frank: amazingly, no
Me: dont fuck with me frank, its early in the morning
Frank: i havent had a drop
Me: where are you?
Frank: you know the funeral home?
Me: yeah
Frank: right across the street near that golf thing; the tow truck guy says he needs at least 50 bucks for the tow, and i dont have a cent on me
Me: alright ill be there in like ten minutes

so, i show up with 50 bucks. they pull frank out of the ditch.

Trooper: frank you sure you dont want an ambulance?
Frank: naw man im all set
Me (to frank): you hurt dude?
Frank: my wrist and fingers are all fucked up

luckily the car was driveable, and frank was able to drive the driveable car. so i hauled ass on home to my bed. what a weekend...mine started out with a crash, and ended with a crash. that sucks for frank but shit happens. you just need good people that will get out of bed at 430 in the morning and show up with 50 bucks.